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sixpenceee:

qvbit:

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

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I’m usually unphased by even real photos of extreme gore and shit but this just freaks me the fuck out wtf im deleting the internet

it just… it just… IT’S JUST TOO MUCH

If this were real after treatment became steady the entire world would go ‘HOLY SHIT WE CAN GROW METAL” 

I’m enjoying these glitch exploits too much 

I’m enjoying these glitch exploits too much 

I think that how easy you find maths depends on how your brain works, so people with logical brains tend to find it really easy, whereas people without logical brains (most of tumblr) find it more difficult.
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dogfricker:

yeah but not like

putting effort

is the problem

that i see

like not to say that people out there don’t

but most of the people i see complain about it then post doodles that they drew in math class so like

pls

If you approach math by keeping in mind that the only thing keeping you from doing it is laziness it becomes like 10 times easier

I learnt how to make glitch art today 

I like my country 

I’m legally an adult and I spent the last hour browsing pictures of dogs. 

5 year old me would enjoy adulthood. 

What compression does in one image 

What compression does in one image 

dnotive:

animefricker:

i found dnotive on the aesthetic generator

CHRIST

I got circus farmer

dnotive:

animefricker:

i found dnotive on the aesthetic generator

CHRIST

I got circus farmer

bluebitchhorse:

skypestripper:

the house cleaner lady accidentally shot our wall with my dads gun

that is a sturdy wall brow

I guess she used a magic gun that fires a whole bullet casing and all? Or did she use a slingshot? 

bluebitchhorse:

skypestripper:

the house cleaner lady accidentally shot our wall with my dads gun

that is a sturdy wall brow

I guess she used a magic gun that fires a whole bullet casing and all? Or did she use a slingshot? 

nice try but ducks aren’t that big

nice try but ducks aren’t that big