Mr. Bigglesworth's sensual bacon futon

balladoftarby:

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

dnotive

askmrbigglesworth:

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

I tried to do this and then I remembered I never menstrated because that’s not what guys do. 

Checkmate

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

I tried to do this and then I remembered I never menstrated because that’s not what guys do. 

and then regret spending money on it 

and then regret spending money on it 

ATTENTION

savanaugh:

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

DAMN STRAIGHT I AM NOT STRAIGHT BUT IM DOING IT BRUH

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

you may have noticed that the bridge has steps and rails. Therefore I propose you use your hands as right angled gribber grabbers and your legs as if they were long strong clicky clackers 

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

you may have noticed that the bridge has steps and rails. Therefore I propose you use your hands as right angled gribber grabbers and your legs as if they were long strong clicky clackers 

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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oh here we go 

If you wanna know how Australians talk. 

"How are you goin?" tends to sound like "heh gahn" 

me when i write music 

me when i write music